‘Lo, child. I’m Gentle. Welcome to my cult.

It’s a friendly cult. I’m not flogging doomsday, I believe doomsday already happened. I’m here to help you navigate the wasteland. Want more of a manifesto? You know we got one.

I’m a polyamorous, pansexual, agender geek, and if you find that mouthful hard to swallow, you’ve come to the right place, because I have quite a few more intimidating mouthfuls for you! If you’re very uncomfortable with that joke, you should know that you’ll probably continue feeling that way - most of my work is not appropriate for children, unless you want your children to grow up like me. Please obediently click away to a family-friendly activity if your local authority deems you to be underage. I assume you are obeying in all haste, so I’ll give you a moment.

If you’re still here, dude, I have so much cool stuff to show you! Also some sad stuff, and some sexy stuff. It’s all clearly labeled. I post some of these things on Medium also, and if you read it there, I may actually make some money at this art thing, but it’ll always be here too. Up to you. All I really want are your eyeballs on any or all of the following:

If your eyeballs love any of these things, let me know! You can fill in the form below, or comment on things on Medium, or check out my latest art on Instagram, or I guess you could pester me on Twitter if you enjoy lengthy silences punctuated by dick jokes and advice on curating your snake portfolio.

Go on, trouble me.